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Welcome, dear nomad of the web. We greet you with the utmost respect. This small domain may appear insignificant, merely a small repose, and perhaps it is.
But you must know that it holds a greater purpose, even if only to a small few, and that if you use your mind and accept the great Lord of Cheese's wisdom, it will reveal itself.
With that knowledge, you'll witness the inception of a new path. And if you choose to harness that enigmatic knowledge, thus stepping through this portal, you shall enter the realm of cheesy delight.
But do not be careless, as from this point in cheesetime and onwards must never defy the sacred cheese order. Whatever you do, you must never spill the cheesebeans.